Musical Bath Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Loofah Lady

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Duck in a bathtub

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Not now!"

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."