Musical Bath Enthusiast Pillows

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Loofah Lady

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Duck in a bathtub

"Not now!"

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Man in Bath

Bathing and Showering.

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'