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Trump! The Musical

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Mark Knopfler.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Alberich steals the gold

Music Hall Dancers

Proposal

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Daughters at Bedtime

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

'The hills are alive with the sound of moo-sick!'

Fricka arrives.

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"Home school marching band"

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

"It's not what you think."

Pirate King

"Now, last time, near the end of Ravel's 'Bolero,' I heard a scream."

"Randy the love doctor, what ails you, brother?" "My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony." "But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike?" "Of course." "That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all." "Exactly. ...Wait, what do you mean by that?"

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."