Music Examiner T-Shirts

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Theorbo

Sigmund Freud.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Turkey Autopsy

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Grade 2 Cellist

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"Viola player coming through!"

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Musical genres

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"Office of quality assurance"

The Music Critic.

Examiners.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Men dancing

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Turkey Autopsy

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"Smart Arse"

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

"Another clear case of COVID19."

Lambs to the Slaughter

A singer being criticised