Music Therapy Fan Pillows

'Mind if I play the cello for dramatic effect?'

Licensed Therapist

Italica

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Tina Turner

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Cool hand... Uke

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"Teach me not to care."

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

Library Grand Opening

Can I take your disorder?

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

"Say these things, don't think them!"

Elephant blues

Sardine psychologist.

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

Laughter Therapy.

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

"You've got a few screws loose."

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."