Music Therapy Advocate Pillows

Psychiatrist's patient plays trumpet.

Marimba

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

"Tip my boy."

"I can't stop conducting random security checks."

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

'What I don't understand, is how a guy named Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart stayed out of fights long enough to compose any music.'

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'

"Well, I think you're wonderful."

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

"Hows the protest song coming along Bill?"

'I understand your reluctance to speak but your marriage is in a rut and your wife needs your input.'

"Your Honor, if it please the court I'd like to deliver my opening comments in the form of a power ballad."

'Please do not ask for change.'

Troop Therapy

Liz Ripple All-Girl band - an equal opportunity employer.

Shooting the Dove of Peace