Music School Enrollment T-Shirts

'Welcome to 'Basic Conducting' - would the man in row 2 like to share with us his expectations.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Guitarist

Marimba

No Elgar!

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Triangle

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Four children playing the flute.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"I'm still pre-literate."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Picasso: The Early Years

Piano Keyboard

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Music Lessons

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"Viola player coming through!"

The Drummer

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Music Student

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Cello Concert

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

Lute

Mozart with a violin case.

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

Musical Pondering.

Frat House Feng Shui