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Conservatory of Music: Sour Notes

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

Music Lessons

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Baby Piano

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Guitarist

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Cimafunk

Marimba

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

He kept up his guitar practise...

Impressing dad.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Culture Saturday

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Boy and girl at thier studies

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)