Music School Enrollment Pillows

'Welcome to 'Basic Conducting' - would the man in row 2 like to share with us his expectations.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Guitarist

Marimba

No Elgar!

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Triangle

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Four children playing the flute.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Piano Keyboard

Picasso: The Early Years

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"I'm still pre-literate."

Music Lessons

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"Viola player coming through!"

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

The Drummer

Music Student

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Cello Concert

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

Lute

Mozart with a violin case.

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Frat House Feng Shui