Music Satire Lover Gifts

Uke Free Zone

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Note Book

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

Keister Island.

Lose the Iraq War.

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

"Hurry, she's starting to play in a minor key!"

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

"So obvious, there all the time"

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

'It's not that simple, Ms. Whelan. You vcan't just shop around until you find a disease you like.'

"Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?"

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

Journalist with a 'Press Pass' being put in a laundry press.

The critic as band leader

'Don't say anything!'

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'You shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die...'

"Are we locked up with him, or is he locked up with us?"

"'Alleged,' please, 'alleged.'"

This next song aims to halt global warming and bring about an end to famine...sing along if you think it'll help.

"Professor Marquez, I was especially dazzled by the 22 hashtags in your monologue."

Although he later fired his editors, Wagner was never able to convince the public of his original intentions.

"I was a young actress, the camera was running and suddenly this guy was after me moaning 'brain! braiin!'"

'Who tipped you off about our expulsion?'