Music Satire Lover Gifts

Uke Free Zone

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Note Book

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Lose the Iraq War.

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

"Hurry, she's starting to play in a minor key!"

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

"Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?"

'It's not that simple, Ms. Whelan. You vcan't just shop around until you find a disease you like.'

"So obvious, there all the time"

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

Journalist with a 'Press Pass' being put in a laundry press.

'Don't say anything!'

'You shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die...'

"Are we locked up with him, or is he locked up with us?"

The critic as band leader

"'Alleged,' please, 'alleged.'"

This next song aims to halt global warming and bring about an end to famine...sing along if you think it'll help.

Although he later fired his editors, Wagner was never able to convince the public of his original intentions.

You don't have to be tone deaf to work here but it helps.

"I was a young actress, the camera was running and suddenly this guy was after me moaning 'brain! braiin!'"

'Who tipped you off about our expulsion?'