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Golden Oldies Radio - Knock Three Times On The Ceiling If You want Me

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

At the rock concert...

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Tina Turner

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

Cool hand... Uke

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

The Month of August

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Library Grand Opening

Elephant blues

Little Richard

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

A rock guitarist singing

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Books recommended by Oprah and Howard Stern.

I think I may have a Jekyll-and-Hyde personality, Dr. Kapuchnik. I'd say you're more like Dr. Demento and Mr. Potato Head, Al.

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'