Music Mishmashers Pillows

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Popera!

Veloci-Rapper

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

Boxing with your harp

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Fiddler on a hot tin roof.'

Mandolin Players At Dinner

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

'Why am I here, nurse? I just wanted a replacement for my organ.'

Man using guitar as golf club.

A punk rocks out to a John Denver song on karaoke night.

"I think there's been a clerical error!"

"Alright Mr. Caldwell, you're all sewn up. Please be sure to fill out the online survey and don't forget to tip. Thanks."

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?

The Illiterate's Club.

"I never remix business with pleasure!"

"Hand me a number eight iron."

'You idiot! You didn't tell us this gig was for a marching band! '

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I-Dog.

Military conductor

"Next, I'd like to do a tribute to Tupac."

"Come on... The song wasn't that bad."

I assigned everyone a different ringtone. Seriously?