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'But you kept saying the rhythm was gonna get you.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

And on facilitation...

'Is this the blues section?'

'The doctor is ready to see you, Teddy...Bring your handler!'

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

Man at a desk in Performance Review Dept. has a cannon in the 'OUT' box pointing out the window lights cannon.

"The safest way back into the charts is a dramatic death after a party with girls, booze, and drugs!"

'If a raise is what you want, Halverson, a raise is what you get!'

"And last but not least, organizational psychologist Ron Haynes, who limits my switching of guitars to at least every other song."

"We've got Tom O'Brien on bass, Nick Weber on drums, and Jonah Petchesky on contracts."

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

'And the largest slice is mine.'

'There's been another management shake-up. The former global sales manager is now head of Europe, and the old head of engineering is now head of purchasing.'

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

Vegetate.

Janitor at a Music School

"Bad news. You China Shop tour has been cancelled."