Music Lovers In Unexpected Places Pillows

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Plum jam...

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Covid Music

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

Disease-y Top

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Snake Charming

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"The estranged string trio."

Islington Angels.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."