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'At this time, for no particular reason, I'd like to introduce into the record my rendition of 'The girl from Ipanema'.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Plum jam...

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Covid Music

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Snake Charming

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

Disease-y Top

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Islington Angels.

"The estranged string trio."

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

"Can you perform under pressure?"

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'