Music Interpretation T-Shirts

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

Dialogue

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

She - Interpreter - He.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Rap music

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Hoodie Hang-out

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Fossil record player.

Frederic Chopin

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Caricatures $20"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

Musician

Colours

Dance Dance Dance.

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.