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"I used to be pro Bono. . . but since he became a tax exile he lost a fan."

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Punk Reindeer

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Tina Turner

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"Check out this new store."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Volcaniax

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

The Music Critic.

Cool hand... Uke

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

The Month of August

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Music for car stereos

Library Grand Opening

Gangsta wrap.

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Robert Burns

A singer being criticised