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"I used to be pro Bono. . . but since he became a tax exile he lost a fan."

EWE 2.

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Punk Reindeer

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Tina Turner

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Robbie Williams

Volcaniax

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

The Month of August

The Music Critic.

Music for car stereos

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Cool hand... Uke

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Gangsta wrap.

Library Grand Opening

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

Robert Burns

Mega-Corp Pictures. This film will tell a story about Frederick the Great censuring one of his favorite musicians. "The Empire Strikes Bach"!