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"We know it was meant to be. We illegally downloaded the exact same music!"

Male Bonding

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"That is an outrageous slur."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Bike Rides

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Piano Keyboard

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Music Lessons

Burning the midnight oil.

'At least I don't have his life.'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Doggy conductor

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

Animal Band.

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."