Music Buddy Mugs

"We know it was meant to be. We illegally downloaded the exact same music!"

Male Bonding

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"That is an outrageous slur."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Bike Rides

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Piano Keyboard

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Music Lessons

Burning the midnight oil.

'At least I don't have his life.'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

Animal Band.

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'