Mushy Peas Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

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"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Pea

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Back up ladies.. False alarm! It's not a grass planet..It's mushy peas!'

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Gene Manipulation

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Mash-Test Dummies.

Goblin.

'You think you're pretty humble, don't you?'

Magic Mushrooms

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

Snacks

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

An expecting Pea pod wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying PEA

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

The Hardon Colander.

Mange tout or man get out

"Please tell me I look NOTHING like THAT guy!"

"We were all about green jobs before it was fashionable."

"How do you know it's dirt? Maybe it's soil."

Gnomes, one with his own pc.

Sausages

"Still trying to grow mushy peas,Alf?"

Baldo eats mud cookies Gracie has made for Christmas.

Uncle Ned passed on mashed potatoes only once in his life.

Will Work for Manure

El Emeno Peas