Mushroom Farmer Mugs

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay,,,and grow mushrooms,'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Gene Manipulation

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Black Truffles!

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

The mushroom pickers

Nuclear Families

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Mushrooms of New York

Goblin.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

Animals and their natural seats.

Magic Mushrooms

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'