Mushroom Grower Mugs

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Gene Manipulation

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Goblin.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Mushrooms of New York

Black Truffles!

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Magic Mushrooms

Animals and their natural seats.

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

The goats stumbled across some magic mushrooms!

GM Plant Research: 'Well you've proved you can grow Chantrelles just about anywhere!'

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'