Mushroom Grower Mugs

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Gene Manipulation

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Goblin.

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Black Truffles!

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

Mushrooms of New York

Nuclear Families

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Animals and their natural seats.

Magic Mushrooms

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

The goats stumbled across some magic mushrooms!

GM Plant Research: 'Well you've proved you can grow Chantrelles just about anywhere!'