Muscle Toner Enthusiast Prints

Photocopying a chippendale calender - "She's running our of muscle toner."

Powerful Love.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Body Building

Built and Built without a permit.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

"His prose is so muscular."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

Executives exercising

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

Quilting Bee.