Muscle Toner Enthusiast Mugs

Photocopying a chippendale calender - "She's running our of muscle toner."

Powerful Love.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

The rock caricature

"OK, ready to go again?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Body Building

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Built and Built without a permit.

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

Sadie, the way you objectify football players is unconscionable. It's what? All you talk about are their muscles, square jaws, animal intensity. Ooh. What? I live it when you get all puffed up and macho and tough. And what biceps. Much better. Well played. Girl does what she's got to.

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"His prose is so muscular."

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Pushy Coach.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

Executives exercising

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

'Oh sorry mate, I'll leave him outside.'

"I was building up my pecs."

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'