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'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

Ice skater

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

The end is near

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"Call me Ishmael."

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

I have a dream.

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

Bleak House

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

"Oh no, those aren't recharging stations for phones. We have those there so physicians can get themselves recharged!"

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'