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'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

'Good news hon' ! It's nothing serious! The doctor said it's just a simple case of Tennis Elbow!'

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'

Count Orlov couldn't get over his fear of dentists...

A Clown plays their tongue as a musical instrument

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

'You are a very good doctor. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

Fish Workout

Ventriloquism for Beginners

'The survival of this patient is a true testimony to the blessing of modern science.'

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

"I can see it from here."

Do Not Confuse Your Internet Search With my Medical Degree!

"Incredible! - I have never seen a whole septic head before!!"

Maradona memorial.

"Time of death, 11:55." "Wait, what?" "No, sorry, my phone died."

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

"It's so refreshing to find a guy who wants you for your brain."

"Good news, Mrs. Mostyn. Those lumps on your breasts are nipples."

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

From the Department of New Age Medicine: The First Artichoke Heart Transplant.

In memory of the memorial that stood here.

A Mega-Mooer.

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

Scottish drill sergeant.

Policemen marching

There are whalers around here, so I try not to surface: Hence the snorkel...'

"Sorry Bob, but Henry hugs four times better."

"This gold star is for being a good cop and...hey you! Don't turn around! You have been a very bad cop!"

Mime School - I will not talk in class.