Multitasking Fan Mugs

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Swinging

A man cheers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Starvation Watching

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

Scientists building a tower

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

'the emergence of an era Household appliances now proven to be smarter than the average family"

"The following story is based on a Netflix original series, from a book published by Amazon.com."

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

"Buy a bunch of these tiny houses. When you need something bigger, they're stackable!"

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

Steel fabricator

Bottle Bank.

Netflix Award Show

Portion control in the Old West

"No, it's not and earthquake. When our smart home goes into sleep mode, it tends to snore."