Accordion Fan Mugs

'What the heck ever happened to all the great polka bands.'

World series of Polka.

'Let's not go by the book.'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"I'm a monster."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"Before you begin, let's come up with a safe word so I can say if I need you to stop."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Gramaphone Man.

Step aerobics

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'No Ken. Watching football and drinking beer at the same time is NOT multi-tasking!'

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

Campaign Trail

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'

"Loved Jamaica!"

Ballerina and the light switch.

'All I'm saying, Sweetheart, is that maybe you're not quite ready for the advanced yoga class!'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!