Multitasking Christians Gifts

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

Creative entrepreneur at work

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"Hard morning, Pastor?"

Piano eight hands.

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

How to play violin while reading a book...

Multitasking.

The Husband Caddie

Drive-thru Day-care

Ballerina drying her laundry

'introducing the governments new, cost-effective nursing model...'

'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."

"It's the best darn Santa we've had in years!"

Artizan Pickles, Medicinal Jams & Sage Real Estate Advice

Octopus Nurse

Trumpet Clothesline.

Woman Knitting With Her Feet.

"For the hundredth time, no, I don't know how much longer I'll be working remotely."

"I told you not to wing me at wok!"

'But can you walk, chew gum and TEXT at the same time??'

"Talk to me while I ignore you."

'Can't talk now! I'll call you back.'

How to eat while reading.

Man watches TV while roasting hotdogs on rabbit ears.

Man with children in his In and Out trays - 'Darling, You've got to sort out your work/life balance'