Multitasking Christians T-Shirts

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

"I need to clone myself."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

OK, so maybe we've all overscheduled our kids a little.

Piano eight hands.

"Hard morning, Pastor?"

Multitasking.

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

How to play violin while reading a book...

The Husband Caddie

Ballerina drying her laundry

I'd clean this place up in 10 minutes. Yeah right. What's that you say? I fold laundry in my sleep. You're talking crazy to a man who can hem his wife's stockings while baking bread. Listen up close. Before my wife got home today, I scrubbed the bathroom tile, made a peach pie, sent out thank-you notes, fixed the kids grilled cheese and repotted the begonia. Now what do you think of that, pansy!? How liberated men compete. Don't make me knit something! I will get busy on you with a dust buster.

Drive-thru Day-care

'introducing the governments new, cost-effective nursing model...'

'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

"It's the best darn Santa we've had in years!"

Octopus Nurse

Artizan Pickles, Medicinal Jams & Sage Real Estate Advice

"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."

Trumpet Clothesline.

Woman Knitting With Her Feet.

"For the hundredth time, no, I don't know how much longer I'll be working remotely."

'But can you walk, chew gum and TEXT at the same time??'

"I told you not to wing me at wok!"

'Can't talk now! I'll call you back.'

Man watches TV while roasting hotdogs on rabbit ears.

"Talk to me while I ignore you."

How to eat while reading.