Multitasker Pro T-Shirts

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Out and In.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Balancing work and family

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Why do you need so many computers?

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Hassled Mother.

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.