Master Multitaskers T-Shirts

Quality Time

Because Daddy loves you, Sweetie, he can always spare a minute and thirty seconds.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Out and In.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Balancing work and family

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Why do you need so many computers?

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Soccer kids texting

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Multitasking executive dog