Multitask Master T-Shirts

"Turns out Mommy's life is one big long report, sweeitie."

I so completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus. How am I wrong? You're wrong, because every day we manage dozens of alerts, emails, texts, channels, websites, blogs and social networks. We've evolved into a species of jugglers, Randy. Jugglers have to have tremendous nevermind. "Tremendous nevermind"? This is just way too long to have one conversation about the same thing.

"The new minimum wage has had a big impact on the cost of providing social care..."

'I decided to go for ugly-but-efficient.'

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Out and In.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Balancing work and family

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

Why do you need so many computers?

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."