Multitasker Extraordinaire Mugs

Betty used every opportunity to exercise her pelvic floor muscles.

"As receptionist, you'll be answering the phone, greeting customers and doing whatever else they dump on you."

'Mom, dad... This is Uri, a Swiss army officer.'

Early multitasking - caveman.

'It's a Mothers, G.P.S., it guides you through all the problems of the day.'

A Hind-style god with many arms drives a car while doing many other things such as smoking, drinking a coffee, and talking on a mobile phone.

"That's the part of hands-free technology that creeps me out... on-hold music karaoke."

Look, Mrs. Cohen, I'm on the phone, while also text messaging, surging the web and watching tv. You @#%$? nincompoop! Do one thing at a time you inane, geeky, nerdy, cone-headed boob! Ooh, it gets me so ... so ... Multi-taunting. Cruel and quite unusual.

Office worker with baby in drawer.

Wash and Goatee

'His is a working breed.'

Candles: Mom burning at both ends.

'Talk about being squeezed in between appointments.'

Overworked

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Hassled Mother.

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

Never ending to do list

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Studying and technology

Homeschooling

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"