Multitask Maven T-Shirts

Taxidermatology

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Jack of all trades

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Food deliverer's baby.

Multi-Tasking

"I had to skip my workout."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"