Multitasking T-Shirts

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'How may I help you?'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"No, I'm just squeezing in a bit of work in between interruptions."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Evidently, studying isn't one of the tasks you perform when you're multitasking.'

Multitasking gone mad.

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

Ted's ability to multitask was key to his firms, success.'

"As receptionist, you'll be answering the phone, greeting customers and doing whatever else they dump on you."

"Of course the most important skill they can acquire is the ability to multi-task!"

"Hang on a moment...I'm on the other phone"

'We were told to multi-task so I was attending class while sleeping.'

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

Swiss Army Desk

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

Multitasking.

'Mummy... one of my friends says you can watch films and cartoons and stories on T.V as well.'

"Working" from home

Trumpet Clothesline.

"Sorry I didn't get to all the things - I was too busy with all the things!"

'Mr. Bennet! Of course I can! Just let me finish texting, emailing, skyping and balancing this ball on my nose.'

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

J.J. Smithers: Veterinarian and Taxidermist

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

"Deborah, cancel my 3 o'clock."

"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago."

"Slow down! You're toasting your Blackberry and talking into a Pop Tart."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I find watering the plants in the middle of a conversation helps me keep my mind of what you're saying."

'Excellent at juggling multiple job duties.'

A Chef cooking his keyboard.

"I figured out how to do my weight lifting and improve my bowling score at the same time."