Multiplication Master Gifts

"My whole life passed before my eyes except the part where I learned the multiplication tables."

In Difficulties.

'Don't worry about next year, Kathy...All teachers agree on the multiplication tables.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"An everything Martini, please."

Balancing work and family

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

Why do you need so many computers?

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Overworked

Working from Home

Studying and technology

Multitasking executive dog

The Communicator

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

Multitasking