Multiplication Master Pillows

"My whole life passed before my eyes except the part where I learned the multiplication tables."

In Difficulties.

'Don't worry about next year, Kathy...All teachers agree on the multiplication tables.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"Is it that bad?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"An everything Martini, please."

Balancing work and family

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

Why do you need so many computers?

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

The Communicator

Studying and technology

Working from Home

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

Overworked

Multitasking executive dog

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'