Multitasking Master Gifts

"Supermom isn't home right now - she's out fighting for truth, justice and a buck."

"How long have you been multitasking?"

"No, I'm just squeezing in a bit of work in between interruptions."

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

'I was sending an email to a client from my laptop when I spilled the coffee I was drinking, wihile I was on my cell phone, so you see, officer, it wasn't my fault.'

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'It's also a printer, scanner, phone and fax machine.'

"...and Johnson here is a lawyer and an accountant - sort of a corporate spork."

"...Thursday - you are due in hospital to have a baby. Friday - you..."

Octopus parent "I've only got four pairs of hands!"

"I figured out how to do my weight lifting and improve my bowling score at the same time."

Why do you need so many computers?

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

Reggie's attempts to drink and drive met with disastrous results.

"If we're learning about multitasking, why does she need our 'undivided attention?'"

"Hold on, I'm going to conference in my wrist."

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

Betty used every opportunity to exercise her pelvic floor muscles.

"....how many kids have we got now?"

Distracted drivers: doing everything but driving.

'Spit that gum out, Kovalesky! -- you know you're no good at multi-tasking!'

'Quit bothering me at work.'

"Please may I come in to work Boss, ... I'm a family man."

Balancing work and family

'I want a phone that is completely hands-free. I like to practice my juggling when I drive.'

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

'Yes, you caught me at a bad time.'

"I need it yesterday."

"I can't do everything, sweetie. It's not like I have nine arms."

I know it's 'Take Your Kid To The Office Day', but I can't help it that I work at home!

'Are you kidding? You're too valuable on our assembly line to move you up to supervisor!'

'. . . Now you're an accounting elf and a putting-heads-on-dolls elf. . . Times are tough. Would you rather be the one tiny reindeer pulling the sleigh this year.'

Drummer Multitasking.

'Which sounds best to you: 'first off, 'firstly, or 'to begin with'...?'

Multi-Tusker.