Multitasking Masters Gifts

"We want someone who can multitask. During our interview I'd like you to fill out those forms and have a physical."

'Actually, I'm an athletic trainer. I just do hair removal on the side.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'I've got three jobs and it works great! As a diet consultant, I help people who got fat from too much pizza and as a mechanic, I repair the cars I wrecked on my pizza delivery tours.'

"Walking while chewing gum is easy. But throwing in staying on top of your social media really kicks it up a notch."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Out and In.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Balancing work and family

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Why do you need so many computers?

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"I see the downsizing continues."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"Streaming"

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"