Multiple Choice Maven Prints

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Multi-Tasking

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

The Working Mum

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Executive shoeshine and bald head buff, sir?"

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

Laptops

Farmer's Market.

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

'I'm a wife, a daughter, a working mother...and you're asking me if I can MULTI-TASK???'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

"Would you like to meet Kate? She's an acceptable risk."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Cupid

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

'So what you're telling me is you've been fired from the last 15 jobs you had.'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

Still Here

'What do you mean you 'don't want to go down that road'? That's the career path.'

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

"Where's a fairy godmother when you need one?"

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."