Prediction Maven Prints

One day it looked like that, and now I have no idea what the future holds.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"Just go with the workflow."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

Backstabber Express: Trump

Man carrying his boss.

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

Strategic Planning Magnetic Kit showing words such as 'increase,' 'global,' 'leading,' and 'profitable'

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?"

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

"There can be no doubt. This proves it. We gotta have more cow bell."

Confirmation Bias