Interview Maven Prints

'So what you're telling me is you've been fired from the last 15 jobs you had.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

Fifty shades of Leveson.