Multiplayer Gaming Pillows

"Have you ever felt you were just a random NPC in an asymmetrical multiplayer open world survival video game?"

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Rage.

Welcome to the Team

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"Marco ..."

A married couple share the same pole vault.

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

HR - Helping Relationships

Win - win

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.