Multifaith Merrymakers Pillows

Happy Whatever

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"'Host' and Cheese?"

Wedding Wellies

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

Angelicus alcholicus.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"All I've got left is smoked."

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'What does Easter mean to you?'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

Jester

How's your midlife crisis going, Al? That turned out to be a false alarm, doctor. Today after a heavy lunch I realized it's just a midriff crisis.

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

"You will be visited this night, by 17 ghosts. We try to encompass all the major religions now."

'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'

Unfortunate typo: 'Satan' instead of 'Santa'

"... And would sir like a straw with that?"

Cats pull a Christmas cracker and find a mouse inside.

Nutcracker

'I'll take that as a 'yes.''

"He likes music and he likes comedy, but he hates musical comedies."

Reindeer looking on with fear as Santa counts down and elf if about to launch sleigh with a giant slingshot.

"What do you mean you've got Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder?"

Men meeting on the roof for a crafty drink, away from the women

You're stopping me for sailing & drinking? No sweat. I can swim in a strait line!

Festive Flirt.