Multifaith Merrymakers Mugs

Happy Whatever

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

"'Host' and Cheese?"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Wedding Wellies

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

Angelicus alcholicus.

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'What does Easter mean to you?'

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Jester

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

'I'll take that as a 'yes.''

Cats pull a Christmas cracker and find a mouse inside.

'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'

"You will be visited this night, by 17 ghosts. We try to encompass all the major religions now."

"... And would sir like a straw with that?"

Unfortunate typo: 'Satan' instead of 'Santa'

"He likes music and he likes comedy, but he hates musical comedies."

Reindeer looking on with fear as Santa counts down and elf if about to launch sleigh with a giant slingshot.

"What do you mean you've got Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder?"

Festive Flirt.

'It's the Night Before Christmas, and I drank lots of eggnog, and all through the house I've been puking.'

You're stopping me for sailing & drinking? No sweat. I can swim in a strait line!

The baron sneered at the choice of weapon. But, little did he know that Sir Guy was deadly with a soup ladle.