Multi-tasking Maestros Gifts

The perils of working from home

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Balancing work and family

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Why do you need so many computers?

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"I see the downsizing continues."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

Hassled Mother.

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Streaming"

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."