Multi-taskers Gifts

I'll be ready for the job interview after I take this call, finish my breakfast sandwich and reheat my coffee.

Drive-thru Day-care

'Keep on dictating. I can read lips.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Jack of all trades

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Food deliverer's baby.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"I had to skip my workout."

Multi-Tasking

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

Hassled Mother.