Digital Multitaskers Gifts

'Pay attention to me when I'm texting you, young man.'

Jack of all trades

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Multi-Tasking

"I had to skip my workout."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Food deliverer's baby.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."