Mullets Aficionados Prints

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Love a Mutt

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

Squirrel on the beach

You are what you eat!

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

ATM withdrawal

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Tree Squirrel

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

'Well, yes... The cellar IS a bit damp. But therefore the rent is really low!'

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.